I have no idea what my word count is right now. All I know is that I wrote a scene last night.
The person who booked my flight booked it for eight hours after the conference was over. So I’m sitting in an airport right now with my flight hours away.
I won an onion sculpture at the conference (donated by an onion farm). I had a little trouble at the airport. They had to pull me and my backpack aside where they proceeded to test it for SOMETHING, then they pulled out the sculpture and had to do further X-rays. I was very calm, didn’t get upset, and the TSA agent then told me how awesome she thought the sculpture was. The best thing to do in these situations is try not to get upset. Things will usually go better.